Total Medals Earned: 980 (From 175 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,300 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (390/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (75/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/155 points)
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/16 (75/80 points)
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Kill the legendary characters.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
Create an agitated receptionist
Complete the game
Create a gas explosion
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Complete levels 1 to 5
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Manage to trap yourself
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/375 points)
Completed the Aries constellation.
Completed the Pisces constellation.
Completed the Cancer constellation.
Completed the Capricornus constellation.
Completed the Leo constellation.
Completed the Libra constellation.
Completed the Scorpius constellation.
Completed the Taurus constellation.
Completed the Aquarius constellation.
Completed the Gemini constellation.
Completed the Sagittarius constellation.
Completed the Virgo constellation.
Shoot 500 rays of lights.
