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Just an awkward clown that showed up late to the clown pile. I love to provide goofy-spook music but I'm open to anyone that challenges my comfort zone. Send me details of your lifestory when you get the chance!

Thomas Ashcom @ZipZipper

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Maryland, USA

Joined on 8/26/10

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Some of the rhetoric that came to my attention, with the more-than-expected activity on my casual BLM song that got frontpage'd recently, is disappointing...but living in the States, from quarantine to insurrection, is unfortunately the biggest selling point in proving how passionately impolite people would rather be. And why should internet trolls do better when the internet is for trolling? Because lowering the bar is the perfect advantage for opportunists, like Donald Trump and those that wiped their buttholes on the US Capitol, to make everything worse in real life. Which only makes societal outcries, like BLM, more resistant.

So, if you believe your impact online means nothing in comparison to what you don't do at home, why don't you start believing in yourself? That's kinda why I made the song. And that's why Black lives deserve better. They have a very long and twisted history, but they're still stuck with a current cultural standing that goes against them more often than not. Yet, they have to muster all the belief in themselves to accomplish the things that White folk get tired of thinking about for more than a minute. Stop protecting this agreed aspiration towards Whiteness and tell these people to drop that old attitude off in 2020. Seek PoC and ask them how their week is going. I bet something will surprise you and make you that much more informed. Hell, I bet even if the All-Lives-Matter crew was asking that to as many strangers as possible, they'd be able to learn. Period.

Include people you normally wouldn't into your hemisphere. Derive action from your rhetoric, even if that means an astute Heil! There's enough that's happened within the past 300 days that can validate whatever you've got going on in there. Just remember that your subconscious knew all along that it was morally unsound because you kept hiding it until now. Discover your place in this divided world, not your stance.

I'm posting the song again from my YouTube. The latter half of this vid actually has the instrumentals without my gay voice getting in the way (I guess for those that also hate gays). I don't even wanna get started on homosexuals because at least half of them are part of the problems revolving around BLM too:

If you truly don't know a thing about Black history, you're in luck. Because it's Black History Month. An easy Google search can set you up with basic, relevant information right away!

~~ said ZipZipper


Latest Shared Creations

Santa Monkey

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 22, 2013.


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Toaster Disease

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Maze Of The Captain

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Brutal Scan

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Monster TV Lair

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 18, 2013.

Recent Game Medals

16,300 Points

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

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