Just an awkward clown that showed up late to the clown pile. I love to provide goofy-spook music but I'm open to anyone that challenges my comfort zone. Send me details of your lifestory when you get the chance!

Thomas Ashcom @ZipZipper

Age 32, Male

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Maryland, USA

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Merry July 4th, all you Americaneers! It's kickoff time!

I've just released my newest album:


Fully available right now on BANDCAMP: > > > click here < < <

Or you can listen to the whole playlist on my YOUTUBE: > > > click here < < <

This project was inspired by the horrific spiral of the pandemic and my heightened attention to local and international news during that time. I do believe lots of other people were also inspired to raise their awareness, but unfortunately the most toxic outcomes are produced from it, in relation to the hyper-speed environment we currently deal with. Willful ignorance becomes the creative coping mechanism or widely accepted brand on life, and for some that's an existential necessity, while for others that's just a lack of maturity.

Make no mistake, I like burying my head in the sand too. And it's that paradox and awkwardness in accountability that gives a peculiar character to this music. Not that the character is too much different from what I've already done, but I assure you that I put more thematic and harmonic attention into these tracks, for consistency and slightly better ease in transitions.

If you get activated by any of the political charge in this album, then roll your eyes or sigh as if you don't need a reminder that problems exist...well that also sums this up. Please remember, every single situation that fuels a national crisis can also be extremely nuanced and unheard of.

Anyways, have a great again day!

~ ~ said ZipZipper


Latest Art

Latest Shared Creations

Santa Monkey

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 22, 2013.


Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Toaster Disease

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Maze Of The Captain

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Brutal Scan

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 21, 2013.

Monster TV Lair

Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Feb 18, 2013.

Recent Game Medals

16,300 Points

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.